About Blondes and the chair
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Blondes and the chair info
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent". They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama, Huntsville and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell y'all right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if y'all don't plug this thing in."
"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck
|October 27th, 2005||#2|
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Heard it before, but like the dumb blonde version.
"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations