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September 27th, 2007
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| Milforum's Bouncer |  Post; Blonde Year in ReviewJanuary Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo! Bottles won't fit in printer! March Got really excited. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!" April Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out! May Tried to make Kool-Aid. Wrong instructions. 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets! June Tried to water ski. Couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Learned later, the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm. Car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is "C" ... isn't it? October Hate M & M's. They they are too hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound. I weigh 108! December Couldn't call 911 ... "duh" ... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!
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September 27th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Very nice, Bulldogg! 
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September 27th, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | how does he know this? there are no blonds in China
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September 27th, 2007
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| Banned  | awesome... funny! |
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September 27th, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | January is the pick of 'em. Love it, I have a blonde daughter. Yeah also the missus, but there's no way I would dare tease her.
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September 27th, 2007
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| Caesar | Very funny!
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September 27th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  |  Funny! 
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