Topic: The Blonde Year In Review

Charge 7 · August 17th, 2005

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When! asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button

C/2nd Lt Robot · August 17th, 2005

Poor year.

istealfreefood · August 18th, 2005

i dunno. for a blond, thats not too bad

tomtom22 · August 18th, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cadet Chief Robot

Poor year.

A Blonde year

Team Infidel · November 29th, 2007

Peddler · November 29th, 2007

very good!

CrazyLilCajun · November 30th, 2007

hahaha....funny...

August 17th, 2005	Post 1
Charge 7 Master Gunner	Post; The Blonde Year In Review January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter. March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years." April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out. May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets. June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms. August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down. September - When! asked what the capital of California was: answered "C." October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel. November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120. December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

August 17th, 2005	Post 2
C/2nd Lt Robot Tribunus Laticlavius	Poor year. __________________ C/Capt "Robot", CAP (ret) NBB '06 Alpha Flight NBB '07 Delta Flight

August 18th, 2005	Post 3
istealfreefood Tribunus Laticlavius Gear	i dunno. for a blond, thats not too bad __________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona

November 29th, 2007	Post 5
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	__________________

November 29th, 2007	Post 6
Peddler Caesar Gear	very good! __________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

November 30th, 2007	Post 7
CrazyLilCajun Milforum Cowgirl Gear	hahaha....funny... __________________ "Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. " - John Wayne

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