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Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal, Odin, were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long time now.* I really need to have sex."


Odin stood and pondered for a while before replying, "Go to Earth, O Thor, and find thyself what they call a 'lady of joy' and treat her to your manly pleasures."


And this Thor did.* The next day, he came back up to see Odin, and took him of the previous night's events.* "My friend," he said, grinning from ear to ear.* "It was wonderful.* This blonde woman and I had passionate sex 37 times."


"37 times!" exclaimed Odin.* "That poor woman!* Mere mortals cannot endure such treatment.* You must go and apologize this instant!"


So Thor went back down to Earth and found the aforementioned blonde prostitute, saying, "I'm sorry about lat night, but you see, I'm Thor..."


"You're Thor?" shouted the girl.* "You're Thor?* What about me?* I'm tho thor I can't thpeak and can hardly pith!"


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#2 *Edited #2 to change the joke, it was the same one on another post.

Norman and his blonde wife live in Maryland One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."


Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.


A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so snowplow can get through."


Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.


The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.* You must park...........", then the electric power goes out.


Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."


Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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#3

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.


A blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"


The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

Good stuff! Especially number 3

damn dummy, ive had to yell at those guys so many times

Nice ones.

LMAO!!!!!!!! I like number 3 but there all great

I must say number 3 was good.

Hillarious

all of them are funny.

i heard one like number 3.

Numbers 1 and 3 win five laughs apeace