Topic: Blonde Joke (somewhat like number 3 in *Serenity*'s topic)

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February 9th, 2005   Post 1
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Post; Blonde Joke (somewhat like number 3 in *Serenity*'s topic)


Theres a blonde driving a car down a road. She looks to her left, to see another blonde rowing a boat in a cornfield.

The blonde that is driving, get out of the car and yells at the blonde, "Its blondes like you that make us blondes look bad. If blondes like you didnt exist , then people wouldn't think we are so stupid. They will be able to see how smart we really are. If I knew how to swim, I'll go down there and kick your "
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February 9th, 2005   Post 2
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thats on the forum here somewhere...
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February 9th, 2005   Post 3
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I've heard that one before, but it was a Newfie joke.
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February 10th, 2005   Post 4
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First time I heard that one
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February 10th, 2005   Post 5
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lol! Yah I've heard it before but it's a good one.
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February 10th, 2005   Post 6
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February 11th, 2005   Post 7
Darcia
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NOT ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB....just the majority of us are...
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February 11th, 2005   Post 8
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and for the blondes that arent dumb(i could count them on one hand. jk.) they are made up for the people who act like blondes, and arent blonde.
 
March 18th, 2005   Post 9
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LOL
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October 16th, 2007   Post 10
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oh wow lol......
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