Topic: Blonde Guy Joke

LIPS · February 3rd, 2005

Blonde Guy Joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

rotc boy · February 3rd, 2005

eh, heard it before, and it wasn't that funny the first time

bllrby2104 · February 3rd, 2005

same here. sorry.

NCdt Steliga · February 3rd, 2005

Yeah...not that great. Sorry.

Darcia · February 6th, 2005

.....got a prob with blondes.....

Ed · February 7th, 2005

lol... I thought it was pretty funny.

Locke · February 7th, 2005

iv heard a variation on that, its soccer players (figo, someone and beckham) and beckhams the one who makes his own lunch!!

the_13th_redneck · February 7th, 2005

Hey, I like it

Charge 7 · February 7th, 2005

I liked it too

tomtom22 · December 30th, 2006

that's funny!

February 3rd, 2005	Post 1
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; Blonde Guy Joke Blonde Guy Joke An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch." __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

February 3rd, 2005	Post 3
bllrby2104 Primus Pilus	same here. sorry. __________________ You just cant beat the person who never gives up. I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work. \"A boat is a boat. But a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we\'ve wanted to have a boat. We\'ll take the mystery box.\"-Peter Griffin He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. (representin da ((«)) crew)(pm to get the 411)

February 3rd, 2005	Post 4
NCdt Steliga Cadet Moderator Gear	Yeah...not that great. Sorry. __________________ 'Truth. Duty. Valour. Blow out you bugles over the rich dead There's none of these so lonely and poor of old But dying has made us rarer gifts than gold' Inscription on the top of the Memorial Arch at RMC Kingston

February 6th, 2005	Post 5
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	.....got a prob with blondes..... __________________ ^_^

February 7th, 2005	Post 6
Ed Optio	lol... I thought it was pretty funny. __________________ \"There is no greater evil than the indifference of good men.\"

February 7th, 2005	Post 7
Locke Tribuni Angusticlavii	iv heard a variation on that, its soccer players (figo, someone and beckham) and beckhams the one who makes his own lunch!! __________________ If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power. Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914

February 7th, 2005	Post 8
the_13th_redneck Fridgeraider (Instructor) Gear	Hey, I like it __________________ Sergeant 13th Redneck (RET) Republic of Korea Marine Corps TRESPASSERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED Next time you travel http://www.epictrip.com

February 7th, 2005	Post 9
Charge 7 Master Gunner	I liked it too __________________ "Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings." - Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

December 30th, 2006	Post 10
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	that's funny! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

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