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February 3rd, 2005   #1
LIPS
 
 

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Blonde Guy Joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.


They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this building."


The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."


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February 3rd, 2005   #2
rotc boy
 
 
eh, heard it before, and it wasn't that funny the first time


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Can't tell you how many times I've heard thugs robbing convenience stores say to each other, "Fix bayonets!"
 
February 3rd, 2005   #3
bllrby2104
 
 
same here. sorry.


You just cant beat the person who never gives up.
I have not failed. I\'ve just found 10,000 ways that won\'t work.
\"A boat is a boat. But a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat. You know how much we\'ve wanted to have a boat. We\'ll take the mystery box.\"-Peter Griffin
He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
(representin da ((«)) crew)(pm to get the 411)
 
February 3rd, 2005   #4
AFSteliga
 
 
Yeah...not that great. Sorry.


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
February 6th, 2005   #5
Darcia
 
.....got a prob with blondes.....


^_^
 
February 7th, 2005   #6
Ed
 
lol... I thought it was pretty funny.


\"There is no greater evil than the indifference of good men.\"
 
February 7th, 2005   #7
Locke
 
 
iv heard a variation on that, its soccer players (figo, someone and beckham) and beckhams the one who makes his own lunch!!


If I am asked what we are fighting for, I can reply in two sentences. In the first place, to fulfil a solemn international obligation . . . an obligation of honor which no self-respecting man could possibly have repudiated. I say, secondly, we are fighting to vindicate the principle that small nationalities are not to be crushed in defiance of international good faith at the arbitrary will of a strong and overmastering Power.
Author: Rt. Hon. Herbert Henry Asquith
Source: Statement, to House of Commons, Declaration of War with Germany, Aug. 4, 1914
 
February 7th, 2005   #8
A Can of Man
 
 
Hey, I like it
 
February 7th, 2005   #9
Charge 7
 
 
I liked it too


"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."

- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

 
December 30th, 2006   #10
tomtom22
 
 
that's funny!


"It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations