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November 3rd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; A Blonde Game Of IntelligenceThere was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. |
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November 3rd, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Not too bad.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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November 3rd, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | 
__________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS |
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November 12th, 2005
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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January 12th, 2007
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| Forum Brat | Hehehehe
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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January 12th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | good to be blonde haha |
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January 12th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | Hahahahahahahaha...Not bad blondie. HAHAHAHAHAH
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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February 2nd, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | not too bad
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February 2nd, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | And they say blondes are stupid... |
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