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December 7th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Post; Blonde CopA blond police officer pulls over a blond in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for some I.D. The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing with your picture on it." The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blond cop. After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing."
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December 7th, 2005
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| Banned  | an oldie but a good one! |
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December 7th, 2005
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| Cadet Moderator  | Amusing.
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December 7th, 2005
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | old but still gets a smile out of me
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December 8th, 2005
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| Milforum's Bouncer | Sorry Tom, I missed that one... my apologies. |
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December 8th, 2005
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| Forums Grumpy Old Man |  Post; Omigosh? Giggle - Giggle - Snort - Snort  Was it a blonde convertible too?? heehee |
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October 18th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | Hahahaha....
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