Blond bowling

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a
double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides
on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time,
when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes
upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time
downstairs!" One of the blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
 
A blonde and a brunette were driving a truck down the road, when they came to a tunnel. The brunette looked up ahead and said: "Shit! The sign says maximum 3 metres. We're 3.10!"
The blonde looked around, then said: "Come on, there's no patrol cars around!"
 
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