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July 27th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Blond bowlingTwo bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
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July 27th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Great, I love it. 
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July 27th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice one.
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July 28th, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | lol nice
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July 28th, 2006
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| Tirones | A blonde and a brunette were driving a truck down the road, when they came to a tunnel. The brunette looked up ahead and said: "****! The sign says maximum 3 metres. We're 3.10!" The blonde looked around, then said: "Come on, there's no patrol cars around!" |
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July 28th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | I laughed I cried I posted this on my myspace. yay for brunettes!
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August 4th, 2006
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| Milforum Chaplain  | that's one of the best blondy jokes I heard - and JJK i liked yours too ! |
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August 4th, 2006
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| Can you hear me now?  | Hahahaha!
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August 6th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | good one.
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August 8th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Both are great. Hahaha
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