A BLIND MAN WANDERS INTO AN ALL GIRLS BIKER BAR BY MISTAKE. HE FINDS HIS WAY TO A BAR STOOL AND ORDERS SOME COFFEE. AFTER SITTING THERE FOR A WHILE, HE YELLS TO THE WAITER, "HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR A BLONDE JOKE?"

THE BAR IMMEDIATELY FALLS ABSOLUTELY SILENT. IN A VERY DEEP, HUSKY VOICE, THE WOMAN NEXT TO HIM SAYS, "BEFORE YOU TELL THAT JOKE, SIR, I THINK IT IS ONLY FAIR – GIVEN THAT YOU ARE BLIND — THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW FIVE THINGS:

1. THE BARTENDER IS A BLONDE GIRL WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
2. THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE GIRL.
3. I'M A 6 FOOT TALL, 175 LB BLONDE WOMAN WITH A BLACK BELT IN KARATE.
4. THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WEIGHTLIFTER.
5. THE LADY TO YOUR RIGHT IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.

NOW, THINK ABOUT IT SERIOUSLY, MISTER. DO YOU STILL WANNA TELL THAT JOKE?"

THE BLIND MAN THINKS FOR A SECOND, SHAKES HIS HEAD, AND MUTTERS, "NO… NOT IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES."

Originally Posted by tomtom22

A BLIND MAN WANDERS INTO AN ALL GIRLS BIKER BAR BY MISTAKE. HE FINDS HIS WAY TO A BAR STOOL AND ORDERS SOME COFFEE. AFTER SITTING THERE FOR A WHILE, HE YELLS TO THE WAITER, "HEY, YOU WANNA HEAR A BLONDE JOKE?"

THE BAR IMMEDIATELY FALLS ABSOLUTELY SILENT. IN A VERY DEEP, HUSKY VOICE, THE WOMAN NEXT TO HIM SAYS, "BEFORE YOU TELL THAT JOKE, SIR, I THINK IT IS ONLY FAIR – GIVEN THAT YOU ARE BLIND — THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW FIVE THINGS:

1. THE BARTENDER IS A BLONDE GIRL WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
2. THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE GIRL.
3. I'M A 6 FOOT TALL, 175 LB BLONDE WOMAN WITH A BLACK BELT IN KARATE.
4. THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WEIGHTLIFTER.
5. THE LADY TO YOUR RIGHT IS BLONDE AND A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER.

NOW, THINK ABOUT IT SERIOUSLY, MISTER. DO YOU STILL WANNA TELL THAT JOKE?"

THE BLIND MAN THINKS FOR A SECOND, SHAKES HIS HEAD, AND MUTTERS, "NO… NOT IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES."

LOL, that was a good one.

Hehehehehe

heard this one alot..still funny