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August 25th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; BlarneyA Irishman is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just delivered a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds! Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Irishman just shrugs, "That's about average in Ireland, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Irish baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the Irishman returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." The Irish father takes a slow swig from his Guinness, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised" __________________________________________________ ______ 
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August 25th, 2006
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | Yep, that's blarney okay. Either that or too much Guiness or both. 
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August 26th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | LOL Pretty good, tomtom!
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August 26th, 2006
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| Milforums Spamkiller | LOL.. that's good
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August 26th, 2006
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| Milforum Chaplain  | I heard the Rabbi had to use one of these...  |
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August 26th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Rotflmao *wipes tears* Very nice, Padre!!!!!!!! |
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August 26th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Hahahahahahha...Thats great...And Padre...Tears, man...AHahahaha
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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August 26th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer | Great comeback, Padre! |
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August 27th, 2006
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| Centurion | lol @ padre...All Irish men thank you Im sure.
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