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May 8th, 2007
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Black Male'dPresident Lyndon B. Johnson once had a reputation for calling on military agencies and demanding special services. One day he called Quantico. "Good morning, The Basic School, how may I help you?" LBJ: "This is President Johnson. We're hosting a formal get-together at the White House tomorrow night, and I need two lieutenants, tall and good-looking, to serve as escorts for my daughters, and they need to be there at six o'clock, you got that?" "Yes, sir. Two lieutenants, tall and good-looking, six o'clock, sir." LBJ: "And no damn Mexicans!" (Remember, he was a southerner and a Texan and this was the 60's...) "Right, sir. No damn Mexicans." The next night, at six o'clock, Mrs. Johnson answered the knock at the door, and sure enough, there were two tall, good-looking Marine lieutenants standing there. "We're here to escort your daughters, ma'am." "But you're both black. There must be some mistake." "No, ma'am," one of the lieutenants spoke up, "Captain Rodriguez never makes mistakes."
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May 8th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's pretty good
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May 8th, 2007
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| Chief Engineer  | SERVES HIM RIGHT!
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May 8th, 2007
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| Caesar | That was really good! |
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May 9th, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator   | Nice one.
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May 10th, 2007
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| Can you hear me now?  | hahaha....
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May 11th, 2007
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| Milforum Pivotman | Damn! Hahaha.
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May 11th, 2007
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| Milforum Cowgirl | haha....
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June 12th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | Thats funny
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