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December 17th, 2005   Post 1
tomtom22
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Post; Black Boxes for SUV's & Pick-ups


The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 41 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh **** !"
Only the states of
Oklahoma, Nebraska, Missouri, Kansas, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, and Texas were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."

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December 17th, 2005   Post 2
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So very very true.

Like any good redneck's famous last words, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
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October 4th, 2007   Post 3
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October 4th, 2007   Post 4
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Nice lol.........
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October 4th, 2007   Post 5
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Good one.
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October 5th, 2007   Post 6
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That is SO true here in Missouri and when I lived in Kansas too! LOL
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