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June 1st, 2007
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It's...ONE NIGHT at McChord Air Force Base in Washington, I was dispatched to check out the security fence where an alarm had gone off. The fence was at the end of the base runway. When I got to the scene, I found that a raccoon was the culprit, so I ran around and flapped my arms to scare off the animal. Suddenly an air-traffic controller came over the public-address system and announced loudly, "Attention to the airman at the end of the runway. You are cleared for takeoff." --Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" Smiles, grins & humor from the files of Reader's Digest!
__________________  Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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June 1st, 2007
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I dont care who ya are, thats funny right there
__________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens Son, you got a panty on yo' head. - Raising Arizona |
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June 1st, 2007
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| Caesar | LOL that is funny
__________________ "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug." |
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June 1st, 2007
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| Milforums Spamkiller | good one AJ
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June 3rd, 2007
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| Forum Brat | That's awesome. LOL 
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June 3rd, 2007
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| Cadet Moderator  | Nice one.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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June 11th, 2007
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| Milforum Idol | "Well ya see, I was actually trying to... Never mind." LOL
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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June 16th, 2007
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__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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June 18th, 2007
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| Primus Pilus | LOL!!!!!!!!!
__________________  I have the toughest Job in the Corps.....Putting up with a Marine! |
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May 19th, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | *yawn* |
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