About Bill and Hillary at the Yankees game
|July 26th, 2004||#1|
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Bill and Hillary at the Yankees game info
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to Bill.
First Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.
The agent then said, "Mr. President, it was an unanimous request from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
What really gets Bill going is when the agent tells him the fans would love it!
So Bill just shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that is what the people want."
Then Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, and the crowd goes wild.
They're cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!"
Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the FIRST PITCH!"
|August 17th, 2004||#4|
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Had to read it out loud first, but it's funny!
"It is not supreme excellence to fight and conquer in all your battles,
It is supreme excellence if you break the enemy's resistance without fighting."
Sun Tzu, the Art of War
|October 22nd, 2004||#5|
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That was totally awesome. *cant stop laughing*
Im cool if you dont agree with me, but, DO NOT get in my face and cocky, and DO NOT insult people, especially leaders!! no matter how much yo hate their guts, no-ones got any right to be haughty!