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November 7th, 2007   Post 1
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Post; Beware .... this is a MAN joke.


A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each others clothes and make hot, steamy, ravenous love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few things she had never done with any other man.
After an intense, explosive night of raw,unbridled passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, watching the sun beginning to break the horizon. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says............
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"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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November 7th, 2007   Post 2
Del Boy
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Very funny - just couldn't work out what the punch line would be. Well told too!

Last edited by Del Boy; November 8th, 2007 at 00:28.
 
November 8th, 2007   Post 3
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November 8th, 2007   Post 4
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Hahahaha. That's a good one.
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November 11th, 2007   Post 5
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oh god.....

HAHHAHAAHAHH!
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