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November 12th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; I bet I could gross...


Two men are sitting around drinking. One guys says to the other, "I bet I could gross you out right now" The other guy says, "No way you could gross me out, whatever you do I could top" So the first guy looks at the second guy and sticks his fingers down his throat and vomits all over the table. The second guy looks at him and says " Nice Try ", and pulls out a straw....
 
November 12th, 2006   Post 2
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oh nasty...
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November 12th, 2006   Post 3
Rob Henderson
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Wow...Thats...Ummm...NO WAY!!!
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November 12th, 2006   Post 4
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That would do it.
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November 12th, 2006   Post 5
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Yuck!!!!
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November 12th, 2006   Post 6
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Eww........That's.....not.....right.
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November 13th, 2006   Post 7
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I don't get it
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November 13th, 2006   Post 8
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
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November 13th, 2006   Post 9
Rob Henderson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ARMY101
I don't get it
By pulling out the straw, the joke is insinuating that the man is about to drink the vomit.
 
November 13th, 2006   Post 10
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