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January 17th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Belligerent bear in a bar in BillingsA bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." .........You're gonna love this........ The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." **************
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January 17th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!! That rates right up there with some of TI's groaners.  LOL
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January 17th, 2008
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | I'm gunna have to remember that one. I'll get thumped for telling it but it'll be worth it.
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January 18th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | Quote:
oh you stop or else i will post the jokes you email me.... talk about groaners
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January 18th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Quote:
You wouldn't dare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait. Never mind. I know you better than that.  And just for the record, most of them are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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January 18th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | fight fight fight fight
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January 19th, 2008
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| Centurion | HAHA! Cheesy, but great! (cheese... grate... )? |
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January 19th, 2008
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| Caesar | lol....funny
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