Topic: Beer hehe 14

dougal · February 28th, 2005

http://www.brewcrew.ie/beerme/default.asp

A: IF COMPUTER OPERATING SYSTEMS WERE LIKE BEERS...
1: DOS Beer
You need to use your own can opener, and it requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available.

2: Mac Beer
Initially came in only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan.

3: Windows 3.1 Beer
Used to be the world's most popular. Claims it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.

4: Windows 95 Beer
Looks a lot like Mac Beer's can, but tastes more like Windows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz. cans, but when you look inside, the cans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. Most people kept drinking Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends tried Windows 95 Beer and said they liked it. The ingredients list, when you look at the small print, has some of the same ingredients that come in DOS beer, even though the manufacturer claimed it was an entirely new brew.

Windows NT Beer
Comes in 32-oz. cans, but you can only buy it by the truckload. This causes most people to have to go out and buy bigger fridges. The can looks just like Windows 3.1 Beer's, but then the company promised to change the can to look just like Windows 95 Beer's. Touted as an "industrial strength" beer, and suggested only for use in bars.

Unix Beer
Comes in several different brands, in cans ranging from 8 oz. to 64 oz. Drinkers of Unix Beer display fierce brand loyalty, even though they claim that all the different brands taste almost identical. Sometimes the pop-tops break off when you try to open them, so you have to have your own can opener around for those occasions, in which case you either need a complete set of instructions, or a friend who has been drinking Unix Beer for several years.

coldzero · February 28th, 2005

just slamin the hard stuff

dougal · March 1st, 2005

Ah man have you guys dont know how to drink like the Irish or Europeans.

Youve got to enjoy your pint

Schwul · March 1st, 2005

I'm a vodka man myself, but BECK works.

Vitaly · April 29th, 2005

I've discovered a magnificent thing. Natural Light by Busch. It's like piss in a can, but it's less than $10 for a case.

Kabefelriy · April 30th, 2005

Not too much beer anymore since I almost fail my last PFA....

cpl_clarke · May 1st, 2005

Molson Canadian!!!
YAY CANADA!

dougal · May 28th, 2005

Hey guys im back for a few mins,

nice to see my post still going strong

rotc boy · May 28th, 2005

shiner bock is pretty good

FutureDevilDog · May 28th, 2005

I'm pretty much a minor but if I did a drink a beer I'd take a Coors Light Silver Bullet, I imagine their pretty good.

View Poll Results :Which Beer?
Guinness	8	10.26%
Smithwicks	1	1.28%
Budwiser	12	15.38%
Carlsberg	2	2.56%
Grolsch	0	0%
Heiniken	9	11.54%
Stella	4	5.13%
Bullmers (aka Maggners.)	0	0%
Fosters (Ya right.)	1	1.28%
Other	30	38.46%
Or a good old shot.	11	14.10%
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February 28th, 2005	Post 131
dougal Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	http://www.brewcrew.ie/beerme/default.asp A: IF COMPUTER OPERATING SYSTEMS WERE LIKE BEERS... 1: DOS Beer You need to use your own can opener, and it requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available. 2: Mac Beer Initially came in only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan. 3: Windows 3.1 Beer Used to be the world's most popular. Claims it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it. 4: Windows 95 Beer Looks a lot like Mac Beer's can, but tastes more like Windows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz. cans, but when you look inside, the cans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. Most people kept drinking Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends tried Windows 95 Beer and said they liked it. The ingredients list, when you look at the small print, has some of the same ingredients that come in DOS beer, even though the manufacturer claimed it was an entirely new brew. Windows NT Beer Comes in 32-oz. cans, but you can only buy it by the truckload. This causes most people to have to go out and buy bigger fridges. The can looks just like Windows 3.1 Beer's, but then the company promised to change the can to look just like Windows 95 Beer's. Touted as an "industrial strength" beer, and suggested only for use in bars. Unix Beer Comes in several different brands, in cans ranging from 8 oz. to 64 oz. Drinkers of Unix Beer display fierce brand loyalty, even though they claim that all the different brands taste almost identical. Sometimes the pop-tops break off when you try to open them, so you have to have your own can opener around for those occasions, in which case you either need a complete set of instructions, or a friend who has been drinking Unix Beer for several years. __________________ \'I have heard him speak of the Ireland he wished to see. When he struck the spark on the anvil, he struck the anvil in my heart. When I leave school, the only pursuit I want to engage in is the winning of the freedom of my country\'.

February 28th, 2005	Post 132
coldzero Immunes	just slamin the hard stuff __________________ \"RANGERS LEAD THE WAY\" \"Give\'em the whole nine yards!!!\"

March 1st, 2005	Post 134
Schwul Optio	I'm a vodka man myself, but BECK works. __________________ Was machen wir heute Abend? What shall we do this evening?

May 1st, 2005	Post 137
cpl_clarke Centurion	Molson Canadian!!! YAY CANADA! __________________ Corporal Nathan (Nate) Clarke 2 Section 2/IC 2136 C-Scot-R (Princess Mary's) R.C.(Army).C.C.

March 1st, 2005	Post 133
dougal Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	Ah man have you guys dont know how to drink like the Irish or Europeans. Youve got to enjoy your pint

April 29th, 2005	Post 135
Vitaly Centurion	I've discovered a magnificent thing. Natural Light by Busch. It's like piss in a can, but it's less than $10 for a case.

April 30th, 2005	Post 136
Kabefelriy Tirones	Not too much beer anymore since I almost fail my last PFA....

May 28th, 2005	Post 138
dougal Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	Hey guys im back for a few mins, nice to see my post still going strong

May 28th, 2005	Post 140
FutureDevilDog Tribuni Angusticlavii	I'm pretty much a minor but if I did a drink a beer I'd take a Coors Light Silver Bullet, I imagine their pretty good.