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July 18th, 2007   Post 41
CrazyLilCajun
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they wanted to work on christmas because santa wasnt there to boss them around
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July 18th, 2007   Post 42
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Santa wasn't there to boss them around because he was getting drunk on Egg Nog
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July 18th, 2007   Post 43
CrazyLilCajun
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He was getting drunk on egg nog because he got in a fight with Mrs Claus
 
July 18th, 2007   Post 44
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he got in a fight with Mrs Claus because she didn't want to let out his outfit again!
 
July 18th, 2007   Post 45
CrazyLilCajun
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She didnt want to let out his outfit again because she was tired of buying thread to hold it together
 
July 18th, 2007   Post 46
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she was tired of buying thread to hold it together because the thread saleswoman made fun of her
 
July 18th, 2007   Post 47
CrazyLilCajun
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the thread woman always made fun of her because she had to buy the thread in red and white.
 
July 18th, 2007   Post 48
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she had to buy the thread in red and white because it's the only colors that look slimming on Santa
 
July 18th, 2007   Post 49
CrazyLilCajun
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it was the only colors that looked slimming on santa because black was taken
 
July 18th, 2007   Post 50
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black was taken because there was only a small bit of it
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