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| Milforum Cowgirl | they wanted to work on christmas because santa wasnt there to boss them around
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| | Post 42 |
| Caesar | Santa wasn't there to boss them around because he was getting drunk on Egg Nog
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| Milforum Cowgirl | He was getting drunk on egg nog because he got in a fight with Mrs Claus |
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| Caesar | he got in a fight with Mrs Claus because she didn't want to let out his outfit again! |
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| Milforum Cowgirl | She didnt want to let out his outfit again because she was tired of buying thread to hold it together |
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| Caesar | she was tired of buying thread to hold it together because the thread saleswoman made fun of her |
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| Milforum Cowgirl | the thread woman always made fun of her because she had to buy the thread in red and white. |
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| Caesar | she had to buy the thread in red and white because it's the only colors that look slimming on Santa |
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| Milforum Cowgirl | it was the only colors that looked slimming on santa because black was taken |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | black was taken because there was only a small bit of it
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