He was labeled "special" because he had enormous talent.

he had enormous talent because his first word was "international"

his first word was international because he couldnt think of anything else.

he couldnt think of anything else because he's dumb.

he's dumb because he was dropped on his head as a child

he was dropped on his head as a child because he slipped

he slipped because there was a banana on the floor

There was a banana on the floor because TOG threw it there for TI to slip on.

TOG threw it there for TI to slip on because TI is a big weenie.

I am a big weenie because TOG pooped in his pants... (i couldn't come up with anything else)