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May 12th, 2008
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Post; BatmanThree women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That day all three bought a leather bodice, S&M style stilettos and mask to put over their eyes. After a few days they meet again.... The engaged girlfriend said, 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are The woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.' The mistress stated, 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.' The married one then said, 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
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May 13th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahahahahahaha
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May 13th, 2008
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| Can you hear me now?  | Ha. Funny.
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May 13th, 2008
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| Caesar | LOL! That is funny!
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May 14th, 2008
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| Primus Pilus | lolololol that sucks
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May 14th, 2008
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| Optio  |  I laughed a while.... Lonnie Courtney Clay |
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May 14th, 2008
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| God of Scones | Ah... a marriage at it's finest.
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May 14th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahahaha!!! and his funeral is tomorrow!
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