barking squirrel

About barking squirrel


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May 4th, 2006   #1
armlesscadet
 
 

barking squirrel info


ok so i was walking up to my grandmothers house after school like i do everyday and about halfway there i start to hear this strange high pitch barking noise coming around a nearby tree. So naturally i stopped to look at what was barking at me like everyone of us morons do when we expect something to jump on us and im looking around and i dont see anything around the tree ive walked past this thing about 10 times when i finaly relize its coming FROM the tree so then i started to look at the tree and sure enough right above the birdfeeder was a squirrel about 2 feet from my head making this barking hissing type of a noise and right after i looked at it and it looked at me for a moment it jumped and of course i RAN...i RAN faster than i have in a long time but i still heard the barking noise and there on my leather coat was the little devil right on my back so i was about 10 15 feet maybe from the wall of their house so i ran even harder and faster turned around about 5 feet from the wall and jumped as hard as i could into the wall and the squirrel jumped off of my back right in time and gave me a "haha you idiot u just seriously hurt your back and now you need a new coat" type of look and ran away. Well i dont know how many of you have ever had a squirrel bark at you but that is one of the scarriest and yet now funniest things that have happend to me in the past few weeks.


C/1stSgt AFJROTC

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May 4th, 2006   #2
Navy Boy
 
 

I don't know what to say about this one....


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May 4th, 2006   #3
Charge 7
 
 
This calls to mind another very old joke about squirrels and a bag of nuts...


"Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings."

- Frederick the Great, King of Prussia

 
May 4th, 2006   #4
armlesscadet
 
 
heh i havent heard that one charge
 
May 4th, 2006   #5
tomtom22
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Navy Boy
I don't know what to say about this one....
Me , neither


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May 4th, 2006   #6
Italian Guy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by tomtom22
Me, neither
Same here.


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Pericles.


 
May 4th, 2006   #7
rotc boy
 
 
its not as bad as the time that....


imagination failing....damn you tv!


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May 5th, 2006   #8
Navy Boy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rotc boy
its not as bad as the time that....


imagination failing....damn you tv!
lol
 
January 7th, 2007   #9
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one