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December 17th, 2006
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| Primus Pilus | Post; bank robbery...There were three accountant: a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. One day, their bank was being robbed and they were taken as hostages. The robber takes them outside in front of everyone and points a gun at the brunette's head. "On the count of 3, i'm gonna pull this trigger and you're gonna die!" he said. "1... 2..." "TSUNAMI!!!" screamed the brunette. The robber turned around and looked behind him and saw nothing, while the brunette quickly ran off. He then pointed his gun at the red head's head and said, "On the count of three, i'm gonna pull this trigger and you're gonna die!" "1... 2..." "TORNADO!!!" screamed the red head. The robber looked and looked behind him and saw nothing, while the red head quickly got away. He then pointed his gun at the blonde's head and said, "i'm gonna pull this trigger and you're gonna die!" "1... 2..." "FIRE!!!" |
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December 17th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | an oldie, but goodie
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December 17th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  | Groan!!!
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December 18th, 2006
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| Centurion | Lol, cant say i have seen that one before.
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December 18th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | Quote:
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie | |
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December 19th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Lol.....
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