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October 17th, 2006
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; The Banging CasketA man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP.. BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels, the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!) The coffin stops! ( Oh shut up...I thought it was funny )
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October 18th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | *groan* 
__________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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October 18th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | That's funny.
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October 18th, 2006
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| Milforum Idol | ...thats about all there is to say....
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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October 18th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | *begins a slow clap*
__________________ Pte K. Steliga Canadian Forces School of Aerospace Control Operations QL3 0027 Per ardua ad astra |
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October 19th, 2006
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii  | I dont get it,..... |
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October 19th, 2006
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| duke of milforum slayer  | tom...what are we going to do with you *sigh*
__________________  C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back |
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October 19th, 2006
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| Milforum Chaplain  | I'll say this much...... I have never heard that one before  |
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June 25th, 2007
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| Centurion | That is funny!! 
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