About Balls and Guts
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April 17th, 2006
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| |  Balls and Guts infoWe've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" <><><><><><><><><> BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject  "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations  |
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April 17th, 2006
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 This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran  Semper Fortis | |
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April 18th, 2006
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Hahahaha cool.
"Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.  |
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April 18th, 2006
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Good one!
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April 19th, 2006
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Wow, time to lock up the guns . . .
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April 19th, 2006
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| | "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck |
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April 19th, 2006
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Locking this one now since I'm sure it will lead nowhere good real soon. The joke itself is good enough, but it's the replies I'm worried about...  |
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