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April 17th, 2006   #1
tomtom22
 
 

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Balls and Guts

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

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BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject



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April 17th, 2006   #2
Navy Boy
 
 

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Originally Posted by tomtom22
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
Hahahahaha! I should try that with my g/f NavyBratt88 lol!


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April 18th, 2006   #3
Italian Guy
 
 
Hahahaha cool.


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April 18th, 2006   #4
fronzz
 
 
Good one!


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April 19th, 2006   #5
Marinerhodes
 
 
Wow, time to lock up the guns . . .


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April 19th, 2006   #6
bulldogg
 
 
D'frence tween Guts n XXXXz...

Ahem...


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April 19th, 2006   #7
Redleg
 
 
Locking this one now since I'm sure it will lead nowhere good real soon.
The joke itself is good enough, but it's the replies I'm worried about...