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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Post; Ballad Of The Power Point RangerTHE BALLAD OF THE POWER POINT RANGER (sung to the tune of "The Green Beret") Requests are made from day to day; Briefings held and changes made. Graphic slides, a must they say, Power Point is the only way. Computers crash and printers stall, Overloading protocol. Network's down and soldiers cry Briefing's late, so heads will fly. Pin Power Point slides upon my chest, Full color slides, they look the best 100 slides were made that day but only 10 made the final display. Smiles upon the General's face Slides were done, looked really great Was up all night really working late, Just to hear the General say .... My soldier son, your slides were great, Briefing's done, staff's up to date, One problem son, you took too long, So put in one more change, then go on home. So tell my Mom I done my best, Pin Power Point slides upon my chest 100 slides were made that day, but only 10 made the final display.
__________________ You can't scratch and salute at the same time! That's communist! - LTC Ivens |
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| Milforum's Postmaster | that's not bad at all... |
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| Forum Health Inspector | I *just* bought PowerPoint Ranger tabs to give to my colleagues as my going away gift...
__________________ Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, "Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?" And I said, "Here am I. Send me!" -- Isaiah 6:8 |
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | haha, nice one AJ! |
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| Milforum Pivotman | So, do you think this is Basic Training appropriate?
__________________ C/1Lt Ret. Henderson "Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think."- Fortune Cookie |
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | Uh....... No.
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