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June 3rd, 2004   Post 1
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Post; AWOL


As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?" The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR."
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June 3rd, 2004   Post 2
NCdt Steliga
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June 3rd, 2004   Post 3
lil Lt
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I guess he is finding these in the same places I'am. Huh, what are the odds?
 
June 3rd, 2004   Post 4
Mark Conley
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about 100%. i didnt swipe everything though.
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Lol.....
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