Topic: Australian Insensitivity

LIPS · November 3rd, 2005

Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Brett, Bruce and Bluey. Brett falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Brett's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Brett's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

Padre · November 3rd, 2005

Springfield · November 3rd, 2005

Haha, nice joke, LIPS. Very good.

bulldogg · November 3rd, 2005

My boss liked it too, he's from Melbourne.

AFSteliga · November 3rd, 2005

Ouch...

Italian Guy · November 3rd, 2005

phoenix80 · November 3rd, 2005

Thanks matey for posting this

Navy Boy · November 3rd, 2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by LIPS

Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Brett, Bruce and Bluey. Brett falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Brett's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Brett's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

xander · November 4th, 2005

Rotflmao

tomtom22 · November 12th, 2005

November 3rd, 2005	Post 1
LIPS Tribuni Angusticlavii	Post; Australian Insensitivity Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Brett, Bruce and Bluey. Brett falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife." Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters. Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?" "Brett's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?" "Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Brett's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'." __________________ Some more words of wisdom from LIPS

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bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	My boss liked it too, he's from Melbourne. __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

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AFSteliga Milforum Moderator Gear	Ouch... __________________ Cpl K. Steliga Ground Controller Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control 14 Wing Greenwood Per ardua ad astra

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Italian Guy Milforum Hitman Gear	__________________ "Freedom is the sure possession of those alone who have the courage to defend it". Pericles.

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Springfield Tribuni Angusticlavii	Haha, nice joke, LIPS. Very good.

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phoenix80 Banned Gear	Thanks matey for posting this

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xander Centurion	Rotflmao __________________ \"SemperFi,Do Or Die! GungHo,GungHo,GungHo! What Makes The Grass Grow? Blood,Blood,Blood! What Do We Do For A Living,Ladies? Kill,Kill,Kill!\".

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