Topic: Aussie SAS In Afghanistan

AussieNick · November 3rd, 2004

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.

"One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban".

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred Taliban".

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand Taliban".

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap, ...there's actually two of them."

rotc boy · November 3rd, 2004

I've heard several versions of this but it's still funny every time

Darcia · November 3rd, 2004

eh...It was funny the first 10,000 times. but 10,001 is so old.. :P

AussieNick · November 4th, 2004

Sorry fellas, being new here I don't know if it's a repost or not.

rotc boy · November 4th, 2004

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Originally Posted by AussieNick

Sorry fellas, being new here I don't know if it's a repost or not.

it's not a repost, its just there has been different versions with the marines and army and rangers.

Padre · September 29th, 2005

In the (Aussie) version I've heard it ends differently....."Don't send any more men, it's a trap, ...there's actually two of them, and one's a Padre!"

Springfield · September 29th, 2005

Pretty funny.

tomtom22 · January 16th, 2007

Sevens · January 17th, 2007

Pretty good.

Team Infidel · April 14th, 2007

pretty niice

November 3rd, 2004	Post 1
AussieNick Forum Digger Gear	Post; Aussie SAS In Afghanistan A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred Taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap, ...there's actually two of them."

November 3rd, 2004	Post 3
Darcia Tribuni Angusticlavii	eh...It was funny the first 10,000 times. but 10,001 is so old.. :P __________________ ^_^

January 16th, 2007	Post 8
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	__________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

January 17th, 2007	Post 9
Sevens Forum Brat Gear	Pretty good. __________________ Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan says, "Oh no......She's awake!!!" Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

April 14th, 2007	Post 10
Team Infidel Milforum's Postmaster Gear	pretty niice __________________

November 4th, 2004	Post 4
AussieNick Forum Digger Gear	Sorry fellas, being new here I don't know if it's a repost or not.

September 29th, 2005	Post 6
Padre Milforum Chaplain Gear	In the (Aussie) version I've heard it ends differently....."Don't send any more men, it's a trap, ...there's actually two of them, and one's a Padre!"

September 29th, 2005	Post 7
Springfield Tribuni Angusticlavii	Pretty funny.

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