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November 3rd, 2004   Post 1
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Post; Aussie SAS In Afghanistan


A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.

"One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban".

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred Taliban".

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand Taliban".

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap, ...there's actually two of them."
 
November 3rd, 2004   Post 2
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I've heard several versions of this but it's still funny every time
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November 3rd, 2004   Post 3
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eh...It was funny the first 10,000 times. but 10,001 is so old.. :P
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November 4th, 2004   Post 4
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Sorry fellas, being new here I don't know if it's a repost or not.
 
November 4th, 2004   Post 5
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Sorry fellas, being new here I don't know if it's a repost or not.
it's not a repost, its just there has been different versions with the marines and army and rangers.
 
September 29th, 2005   Post 6
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In the (Aussie) version I've heard it ends differently....."Don't send any more men, it's a trap, ...there's actually two of them, and one's a Padre!"
 
September 29th, 2005   Post 7
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Pretty funny.
 
January 16th, 2007   Post 8
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January 17th, 2007   Post 9
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Pretty good.
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April 14th, 2007   Post 10
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pretty niice
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