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December 5th, 2005   Post 1
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IT WAS EARLY MORNING at Fort Ord, Calif., and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "Ames" "Here!" "Jenson" "Here!" "Jones" "Here!" "Magersky" "Here!" "Seeback" "Here!" -- "Seeback!" "Here!" -- "SEEBACK!!!" "Here!" -- At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Larry D. Wade

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.

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Editor's Note: I think what really happened is that there was no response when the 1st shirt/Top was calling out "Seeback"...that would make more sense.
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December 6th, 2005   Post 2
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haha lol
 
December 6th, 2005   Post 3
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The edited version works for me.
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January 8th, 2007   Post 4
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Hehehehe
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January 21st, 2007   Post 5
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that's editied? wonder what the real one is.. still funny
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January 22nd, 2007   Post 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Infidel
that's editied? wonder what the real one is.. still funny
No, sir, that's the original that I got. The "editor's note" was my own comment.
 
April 11th, 2008   Post 7
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