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September 12th, 2009
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Q. If you have an open mind, will your brains fall out? |
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September 19th, 2009
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A: Absolutely.
Q: How many bugs do you eat in one bowl of cereal? |
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September 19th, 2009
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A: Depends on the species and the cereal...
Q: Which bug species puts eggs in cereals? Rattler |
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September 19th, 2009
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A: the honey bees
Q: what is weirder than a weird weirdo? |
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September 20th, 2009
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A: A mentally stable weird weirdo
Q: What does a non-prophet organization promote? |
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September 22nd, 2009
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A: To pray for nothing
Q: If a person has 'a heart of gold', would that make them weigh more? |
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September 23rd, 2009
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A: Only when he wears it on a necklace.
Q: Why does Superman wear his underwear on the outside? Rattler |
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September 23rd, 2009
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A) To keep from leaving "skid marks" on 'em.
Q) why is it called "Star Wars", when not a single star was fighting? |
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September 23rd, 2009
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A: Because they were "movie" stars...
 Q: Why are deaf people not excluded from court hearings? |
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September 24th, 2009
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A: Because most deaf people are psychic, and just KNOW what's really happening.
Q: How long can a new kid on the block stay on the block before falling off? |
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