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September 10th, 2009   #31
A: Because you need a jacket on

Q: Where are all the hot men?
September 10th, 2009   #32
Secure What?
A: Busy being caught up in themselves

Q: Why do women think all their problems are BECAUSE of men?

"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
September 11th, 2009   #33
A: Because it's true?

Q: Why does gum always stick to my shoe at the wrong time?
September 11th, 2009   #34
A: Because there is no right time for it to chose?

Q: Toast (allegedly) always falls on the buttered side. Cats (allegedly) always fall on their feet.

What do we get if we tie a buttered toast (butter up) on the back of a cat and throw the combo out of a first floor window?

15M(ay): Noooobody! ...expects the Spanish Revolution!:
Update SEP 2011: Now reached US, called "Occupy Wall Street" and they claim they invented it. Thanks for learning from Spain!
September 11th, 2009   #35
A: A very angry, greasy cat.

Q: If there's dog **** on the floor, why or why do I always tread on it?
September 11th, 2009   #36
Originally Posted by Jilly
A: A very angry, greasy cat.
... and I had hoped we would maybe get an ever turning "perpetuum mobile"... my bad...

Anyway, here your answer:

A: Magnetism...

Q: Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Last edited by rattler; September 11th, 2009 at 19:43..
September 11th, 2009   #37
Originally Posted by rattler
Anyway, here your answer:

A: Magnetism...

In answer to your question
A: Because Tarzan never grew up

Q: How many times a month did Jane visit the hairdressers?
September 11th, 2009   #38
Jane is bald, she does not need a haircut.

Q: what came first, the chicken or the pizza?

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September 12th, 2009   #39
A: Neither, Jane ate the chicken and the Pizza, which made are become bald.(and sick)

Q: How many wrongs do you need to make a right?
September 12th, 2009   #40
A: None, three lefts will do.

Q: If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?

make, poster, start, stupid, thread

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