Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

A: To pray for nothing

Q: If a person has 'a heart of gold', would that make them weigh more?
 
A: Only when he wears it on a necklace.

Q: Why does Superman wear his underwear on the outside?

Rattler
 
A) To keep from leaving "skid marks" on 'em.

Q) why is it called "Star Wars", when not a single star was fighting?
 
A: Because most deaf people are psychic, and just KNOW what's really happening.

Q: How long can a new kid on the block stay on the block before falling off?
 
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