Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Um... is that a question or an answer?

was just a comment as I had thought you also had commented, the lack of the Q+A´s did not make me realize you had actually psoted the next question.

A: Triple gay.

Q: When you laugh your ass of, where does it go?
 
A: It springs back each time

Q: When people stick their nose in the air, what kind of glue do they use?
 
A: Because there is no right time for it to chose?

Q: Toast (allegedly) always falls on the buttered side. Cats (allegedly) always fall on their feet.

What do we get if we tie a buttered toast (butter up) on the back of a cat and throw the combo out of a first floor window?
 
A: A very angry, greasy cat.

Q: If there's dog **** on the floor, why or why do I always tread on it?
 
A: A very angry, greasy cat.

... and I had hoped we would maybe get an ever turning "perpetuum mobile"... my bad... :(

Anyway, here your answer:

A: Magnetism...

Q: Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
 
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A: Neither, Jane ate the chicken and the Pizza, which made are become bald.(and sick) :)

Q: How many wrongs do you need to make a right?
 
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