Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[rattler]

A: I know the Storms, they always do winter tourism.

Q: What is Baby Oil made of ?

 

[The Other Guy]

Rainbows and sunshine.

How gay was that?

 

[rattler]

Rainbows and sunshine.

How gay was that?

I was just thinking what olive oil, sesame oil and the others were made of and found myself jumped by serioius doubts suddenly with regard to baby oil... , sunshine sounds good...

Rattler

 

[The Other Guy]

Um... is that a question or an answer?

 

[Secure What?]

A: A questionable answer.

Q: Who's bright idea was it to create the word "egotistical"

 

[rattler]

Um... is that a question or an answer?

was just a comment as I had thought you also had commented, the lack of the Q+A´s did not make me realize you had actually psoted the next question.

A: Triple gay.

Q: When you laugh your ass of, where does it go?

 

[Jilly]

A: It springs back each time

Q: When people stick their nose in the air, what kind of glue do they use?

 

[Mikefrombelgium]

A: Snot

Q: why are woman weird?

 

[Jilly]

A: Because they are confused

Q: Why are men so hard to understand?

 

[Mikefrombelgium]

cause we are freaking cool

q: why are we cool?

 

[Jilly]

A: Because you need a jacket on

Q: Where are all the hot men?

 

[Secure What?]

A: Busy being caught up in themselves

Q: Why do women think all their problems are BECAUSE of men?

 

[Jilly]

A: Because it's true?

Q: Why does gum always stick to my shoe at the wrong time?

 

[rattler]

A: Because there is no right time for it to chose?

Q: Toast (allegedly) always falls on the buttered side. Cats (allegedly) always fall on their feet.

What do we get if we tie a buttered toast (butter up) on the back of a cat and throw the combo out of a first floor window?

 

[Jilly]

A: A very angry, greasy cat.

Q: If there's dog **** on the floor, why or why do I always tread on it?

 

[rattler]

A: A very angry, greasy cat.

... and I had hoped we would maybe get an ever turning "perpetuum mobile"... my bad...

Anyway, here your answer:

A: Magnetism...

Q: Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

 

[Jilly]

Anyway, here your answer:

A: Magnetism...

In answer to your question
A: Because Tarzan never grew up

Q: How many times a month did Jane visit the hairdressers?

 

[Mikefrombelgium]

Jane is bald, she does not need a haircut.

Q: what came first, the chicken or the pizza?

 

[Jilly]

A: Neither, Jane ate the chicken and the Pizza, which made are become bald.(and sick)

Q: How many wrongs do you need to make a right?

 

[rattler]

A: None, three lefts will do.

Q: If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?