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April 24th, 2008
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| Forum Health Inspector | Post; Arresting the Wrong GuyA police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "Officer," the man began, "I can explain." "No explanation needed!" snapped the Officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." The man tried again. "But Officer, I have to tell you something." "Just keep quiet! You're going to jail and I'm not interested in what you have to say!" the Officer barked. A few hours later the Officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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April 24th, 2008
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| Can you hear me now?  | Bet a cop gonna say, "Oh, fc  k."
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April 24th, 2008
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| Milforum's Postmaster | hahahhaaha
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April 25th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Oooooooooooooooooops!!!!
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April 25th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  | Hahahahaha!!!
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April 25th, 2008
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| Fridgeraider (Instructor) | Oh man.... time to take a look at the classifieds.
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April 25th, 2008
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii | Ouch. lol.
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April 26th, 2008
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| Caesar | lol... thats pretty good
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