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May 29th, 2004   Post 1
lil Lt
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Post; Army vs. Marine joke


Did anyone know that Army is actually an acronym, ya it stands for:

Aint
Ready for the
Marines
Yet
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May 29th, 2004   Post 2
SHERMAN
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Post; lol


Ok, was going to post a similar one from Israel, but it would be really hard to explain, so jus act like I did...
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May 29th, 2004   Post 3
Redneck
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I thought that's what they said about 16 year old kids who want to play military.

How about waiting until you're in the service before you start making cracks about those already protecting you?
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May 29th, 2004   Post 4
NCdt Steliga
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Somewhat humourous. I have to agree with Redneck on this one. The US Army is just as respectable as the Marines.
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May 30th, 2004   Post 5
lil Lt
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Sorry, didnt mean to offend anyone, and for the record, I have no preferance to the Marines or Army, I plan to go to one or the other, its just one of the many jokes I know. And I have the utmost respect for those in uniform.
 
June 4th, 2004   Post 6
Rotty261
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Heard a similiar one about the Marines from a prior Marine

My
A$$
Really
Is
Navy
Equipment
Sir
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June 4th, 2004   Post 7
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No offense taken lil Lt and Rotty, that was a good one too. I never heard that particular version before.
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June 4th, 2004   Post 8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rotty261
Heard a similiar one about the Marines from a prior Marine

My
A$$
Really
Is
Navy
Equipment
Sir
Never heard of that version. Just "My Ass Rides In Navy Equpitment."
 
June 4th, 2004   Post 9
Darkmb101
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Neither have i but its good to know.
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June 25th, 2004   Post 10
Rustan
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How about this one:

Moronic
Army
Rejects
In
Naval
Environment
Sailing

Learned that from a battle buddy of mine. :P