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August 28th, 2004
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| Optio | Post; Army Medical CareAn army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man," said the Major. He went to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir." "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front, Sir." "Good man," barked the Major. He moved to the next bed, "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day." "What's your ambition?" "To get the wire brush before the other two, Sir!"
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August 29th, 2004
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| Milites Gregarius | lol  |
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August 30th, 2004
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| Optio | ty MIA |
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August 30th, 2004
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| Tribunus Laticlavius | just to tell ya, theres an exact copy of your joke some where on this site. im just too lazy to find it for ya
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August 30th, 2004
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| Optio | kk |
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April 4th, 2007
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| Milforum's Postmaster | perfect... especially these days
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April 5th, 2007
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| Spam King | I'd want that brush first too... lol
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April 9th, 2007
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