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February 12th, 2006   #1
JMac
 
 

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An Navy Officer told one of his young crewman that:

The Navy gets the gravy, and the Marines gets the beans.

On leave, the crewman asked an Army officer:

Sir, if the navy gets the gravy and the marines gets the beans, what does the army get?


The Army Officer thought for a second, then grinned widely and said.

THE GIRLS!
 
February 12th, 2006   #2
Fox
 
 
HAHAHAHA! That was good one.


I shall return-

General Douglas MacArthur
 
February 13th, 2006   #3
MilidarUSMC
 
 
yeah but then they lose em b/c the Marines come in


\"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem.\" Ronald Reagan 1985
 
February 13th, 2006   #4
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice.


MCpl K. Steliga
Ground Controller
Wing Operations/Air Traffic Control
14 Wing Greenwood
Royal Canadian Air Force

Per ardua ad astra
 
February 16th, 2006   #5
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
I'm going to have to agree at this point



 
February 18th, 2006   #6
Navy Boy
 
 
LOL! That was a good one.


This is Vice Admiral J. Kevin Moran

Semper Fortis
 
February 21st, 2006   #7
JMac
 
 
Another one is

The Rangers get the dangers, and the SEALS get the meals...


What does Recon get sir?


THE GIRLS!
 
February 21st, 2006   #8
armlesscadet
 
 
heh thats a good one


C/1stSgt AFJROTC

Death smiles at us all.
The US Marine smiles back
 
February 23rd, 2006   #9
icecold
 
 
well well well it seems that nobody eats right these days....everybody wants the girl
 
February 23rd, 2006   #10
armlesscadet
 
 
whats wrong wiht the girls lol and i like the 2nd one best