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February 12th, 2006   Post 1
JMac
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Post; Army Joke


An Navy Officer told one of his young crewman that:

The Navy gets the gravy, and the Marines gets the beans.

On leave, the crewman asked an Army officer:

Sir, if the navy gets the gravy and the marines gets the beans, what does the army get?


The Army Officer thought for a second, then grinned widely and said.

THE GIRLS!
 
February 12th, 2006   Post 2
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Gear

HAHAHAHA! That was good one.
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February 13th, 2006   Post 3
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Gear

yeah but then they lose em b/c the Marines come in
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February 13th, 2006   Post 4
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Gear


Nice.
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February 16th, 2006   Post 5
AmericanSweetheart
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Gear

I'm going to have to agree at this point
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February 18th, 2006   Post 6
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Gear

LOL! That was a good one.
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February 21st, 2006   Post 7
JMac
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Another one is

The Rangers get the dangers, and the SEALS get the meals...


What does Recon get sir?


THE GIRLS!
 
February 21st, 2006   Post 8
armlesscadet
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heh thats a good one
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February 23rd, 2006   Post 9
icecold
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well well well it seems that nobody eats right these days....everybody wants the girl
 
February 23rd, 2006   Post 10
armlesscadet
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whats wrong wiht the girls lol and i like the 2nd one best