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August 12th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Army Chef


A company of soldiers decided to have some fun with their company cook, a short, fat, very un-martial young man. So every morning before he woke up, one of them would defecate into his boot.


The amazing thing was that the cook accepted this treatment silently. Every morning he would clean out his boot and go to work as if nothing was wrong.

After several weeks of this, the soldiers began to tire of the game; it wasn't very much fun because the cook never reacted, and they were beginning to feel guilty as well.
So they sent a delegation to apologise to him and promised to mend their ways. The cook heard them out, then said, "You are going to stop shitting in my boots? Fine, then I will stop pissing in your coffee."
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August 12th, 2006   Post 2
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LOL... lovely...
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August 13th, 2006   Post 3
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Ewwwwwwww!!! LOL
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August 14th, 2006   Post 4
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one reason not to drink the coffee.
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August 16th, 2006   Post 5
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one reason not to screw with the chef's .
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August 17th, 2006   Post 6
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Never, ever mess with the cooks.
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