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August 12th, 2006
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| Milforum Chaplain  | Post; Army ChefA company of soldiers decided to have some fun with their company cook, a short, fat, very un-martial young man. So every morning before he woke up, one of them would defecate into his boot. The amazing thing was that the cook accepted this treatment silently. Every morning he would clean out his boot and go to work as if nothing was wrong. After several weeks of this, the soldiers began to tire of the game; it wasn't very much fun because the cook never reacted, and they were beginning to feel guilty as well. So they sent a delegation to apologise to him and promised to mend their ways. The cook heard them out, then said, "You are going to stop shitting in my boots? Fine, then I will stop pissing in your coffee." |
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August 12th, 2006
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| Milforum's Postmaster | LOL... lovely...
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August 13th, 2006
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| Forum Brat | Ewwwwwwww!!! LOL
__________________ All I want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same....... Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose. |
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August 14th, 2006
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| Canuckus Maximus  | one reason not to drink the coffee.
__________________ "I find your lack of faith disturbing." |
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August 16th, 2006
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| Centurion | one reason not to screw with the chef's  .
__________________ \"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don\'t have that problem.\" Ronald Reagan 1985 |
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August 17th, 2006
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| Cadet Moderator  | Never, ever mess with the cooks.
__________________ Pte K. Steliga RMC/CMR Cadet Wing Quartermaster Per ardua ad astra |
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