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August 29th, 2004
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| Centurion | Post; Anyone know any really really funny cadences
__________________ -Victory is mine -Yes but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you -Oh. Mmm, yes, this is better than *sex*, it\'s like an orgy in my mouth; good news Flappy, I\'ve decided not to kill you -Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright Brothers. -How ironic ? Rogers - it almost rhymes with... eliminate. |
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August 30th, 2004
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| Centurion | I was walkin' to the mall one day recruiter came out and I heard him say "Son, you know I bet you could Take a beating from Sgt Wood." Just made it up... not too funny... sorry.
__________________ When my end comes, I wish it to come to me while I fight for my family\'s rights. |
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August 31st, 2004
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| Immunes |
Little birdy in the sky Dropped some white wash in my eye I don't complain and I don't cry I'm just glad that cows can't fly. |
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September 2nd, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
My own little twist to part of the c-130 cadence: If my chute don't open wide, I've got a reserve by my side. And if that chute don't blossom true, LOOK OUT C , I'M COMIN' THROUGH!!! |
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September 17th, 2004
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| Milites Gregarius |
lordy lordy im so gory cause i jumped from a plane with out a parachute 
__________________ Hq:is there anything we can do to help? Wake island:ya, send more japs (one of the last things heard from wake island while under US control) |
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September 21st, 2004
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Up in the mornin Before day. I don't like it No way. Eat my breakfast too soon. Hungry as h*ll Before noon. Went to the chow hall on my knees. Said Mess Sgt, Mess Sgt feed me please. Mess sgt. said with a big fat grin. If wanna be Marine Corps ya gotta be thin. |
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November 7th, 2004
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| Optio  |
This one could probably never be used but when has that ever stoped anyone from posting. I hate you, You hate me We all hate our gunney We take our nines right to his head But he'd turn around and kill us dead. OO-RAH, gunney's are bad mother's, I wouldn't sugget pointing anything at them unless your da** sure your going to use it!
__________________ Let me win, but if I can not win, let me be brave in the attempt. Pledge of the althletes of the Special Olympics Airborne - All the Way! HOOAH |
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November 9th, 2004
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| Tribuni Angusticlavii |
If I had the wings of a Sparow, And If I had the arse of a crowe, Id fly over officers tomorrow, And shite on the b%%tards below, shite on, shite on, shite on the b%%tards below!! Sorry
__________________ \'I have heard him speak of the Ireland he wished to see. When he struck the spark on the anvil, he struck the anvil in my heart. When I leave school, the only pursuit I want to engage in is the winning of the freedom of my country\'. |
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November 30th, 2004
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| Immunes |
Me and superman got in a fight i hitem in the head with kryptonite i hit him so hard i bashed his head and now im datin lois lane left left left right left left left right me and batman got in one to i hitem in the temple with my big boot i hit him so hard i cracked his head and now im driving the batmobile left left left right left right left foot right |
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April 9th, 2005
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| Centurion |
little yellow birdie w/ a little yellow bill.. landed on my window sill lured him in w/ a piece of bread then i smashed his little F##g head C-130 rollin down the strip, b*h blew a tire and the F'ng thing flipped |
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