![]() | About Anyone know any really really funny cadences Page 4 |
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One song from the China station is "Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines" He's Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines He feeds his horse on corn and beans. He sports the ladies in their teens, While a captain in the Army. Chorus He teach the ladies how to dance, how to dance, how to dance. He teach the ladies how to dance While a captain in the Army. |
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I think this was actually a song at one point..... They say that in the army the chow is mighty fine a biscut rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine They say that in the army the pay is mighty fine they give you a hundred dollars and take back 99 hey ma I wanna go Yeah ma please let me go Hey ma I wanna go home There's a bunch of verses.......but, well I'm lazy and don't want to type them all. |
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there is another version of the classic yellow ribbon... around her neck she wore a pearl necklace, she wore it for the soldier who was into wipes and chain. and if you ask her why the hell she wore them, cause she knew what would happen if she didnt obey. haha its much worse but i dont remember the rest. theres also this one, first verse is what makes it awesome... sittin at home with nothin to do, smokin a jay (some people exaggerates by making a noise similar to inhale/exhale) and drinkin a brew (some people say mmm good so good), my recruiter lied to me "be what you wanna be, do what you wanna do". your left your right your left. your left your right now get in step. your left (hey) your left (hey) your left right your left, now keep it in step. sat me in a barbers chair spun me around i had no hair (verse 2) put me on a silver jet, thats a ride ill never forget (verse 3)... and im sure theres more verses and of course "tiny bird" always takes the win haha! |
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stand up hook up shuffle to the door, jump right out and count to four. if my chute dont open wide, i got another one on my side if that chute don't blossom round, I'll be the first one to hit the ground pin my wings upon my chest bury me in the leaning rest... ok, I was in basic in 1977 and this cadence still brings a smile to my face probably something to do with how much time we all spent in the leaning rest position. |
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C-130 ROLLING DOWN THE STRIP HIT A POTHOLE AND DID A LITTLE FLIP NAVY MEN WERE STUCK INSIDE NOW THEY ARE KENTUCKY FRIED |
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