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Topic: Anyone know any really really funny cadences 3 |
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| Tirones | ![]() I singin hey that Jody boy I singin hey hey that Jody boy O well Jody's got your girl And Jody thinks he's cool Caus Jody's back in school Singin hey that Jody boy I singin hey hey that Jody boy Well Jody's six foot four And Jody's bin-a whooped before Gonna take me a ninety six Gonna put em in a great big fix Singin hey that Jody boy I singin hey hey hey that Jody boy Aaaa-how yeah Ourah Aaaaa Whaaaa Crazy Guide on, guide on in the sky Show the world who's runnin a mile Twenty thirty-three now Best in the company Twenty thirty-three now Best in the company O senior drill instructor where you at Ah com on out and-e sing us your chant Well he's a motivated He's a dedicated Aaa-how yeah The best The second or not How yeah Here it comes Take it on the left foot A-fire it up Fire it up O here he is Take it on the left foot The motivatin left foot Take it I got it A left right, ye lefty right a ley-a A left right, right ye left right ley-a |
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| Tirones |
when I was young,I was a runnin' fool, That's why they sent me to ranger school. Reported for duty and what did I see, but a very old soldier standing next to me. I said old soldier, old solldier, you're so bold, But leave the ranger trainin' to the young in the fold, That old soldier she smiled and me and said, "I'm the drill instructor for your ranger company" She smoked me down, Worked my body, Cracked my back, and Gave me a heart attack! |
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| Tirones |
Mama told Sallly not to go downtown, But Sally had the @ss, so she went anyhow, 2 months later all was well 3 months later she started to swell 4 months later the baby came, He was a hard corps stevedore swinging a chain, He was boomin up Boomin down, Slewing left, Slewing right Hoorah, |
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| Tirones |
Your mama was home when you left You're right Your father was home when you left You're right Your sister was home when you left You're right Your brother was home when you left You're right Your aunt was home when you left You're right Your uncle was home when you left You're right Your grandma was home when you left You're right AND THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT YOU'RE RIGHT! |
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My man's a vegetable, And I'd do anything in this world Yes, I would do just anything to keep my man alive, He has a big TV, It is called an EKG, And I would do just anything To keep my man alive |
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| Milites Gregarius | Post; downsouth
I went downsouth to see my old lady nobody home but the cat and the baby the cat was drunk the baby was sober the cat caught a fart and knoked the baby over i went upstairs to try and light a candle tripped over the pot and broke the handle i couldnt swim,i couldnt float and all that went down you throat. |
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| Milites Gregarius | Here, we go again Same old stuff again Marching down the avenue Few more days and we'll be through And I won't have to look at you So I'll be glad and so with you
__________________ Cadet Master Corporal Smith 1626 West Lincoln Royal Canadian Army Cadet Corps Affiliated to the 705 Hamilton Communications Squadron |
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| Tirones | Post; WWII
My father taught me this: I left my wife and 44 kids on the verge of starvation with nothing but gingerbread, left, left, left right left. First they hired me Then they fired me Then, by golly, I left, left, left, left right left. I am trying to find more from WWI. Please post or send them to kmcilmoil@live.com Thanks. |
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There were a whole series of songs that were sung before and after WW2. One of them, we still sang at Ft. Polk in basic in 1974. It went: My girl's a pretty girl, she's a chicago girl, I buy her everything to keep her in style. She's got a pair of feet, Just like the British fleet. Hey boys, that's where my money goes. (give me your left, right, left, give me your left right left) There were many other verses, which always started the same, My girl's a pretty girl, she's a Chicago girl, I buy her everything to keep her in style. (then the little changes) She's got a pair of eye's just like two punkin' pies... She's got a pair of hips, just like two battleships.... When we come back from town, I pull her panties down... Hey boys, that's where my money goes! (give me your left, righ,t left) Last edited by Billy Spudd; September 22nd, 2009 at 10:19.. |
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| | Post 30 |
| Tirones |
There was another famous cadence song ( a Navy one), sometimes referred to as the song of the 7th Fleet called "The Monkey's Have no Tails in Zamboanga". The tune was picked up by sailors when they heard the Phillipino Constabularly band playing it. (It was their march). It was very popular from about 1900 to after WW2. I am sure Mp3s of this song are available, say on Amazon. The first verse goes, O, the monkey's have no tails in Zamboanga O, the monkey's have no tails in Zamboanga O, the monkey's have no tails, they were chewed off by the whales. O, the monkey'shave no tails in Zamboanga. For those interested in old American military marching songs, the Navy School of Music at Little Creek NAB, Norfolk, VA has a rare volume in their library which has an exhaustive selection of cadence, marching and camp songs of soldiers. It was put together by someone after WW 2 and contains a treasure trove of songs sung (but now all but forgotten) from 1900 until WW 2. I don't remember it's name. It was a red bound book, though. You would get in contact with the head librarian there about the particulars of the book. |
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