It's a bright and sunny day,
Two good friends went out to play,
They gathered up all their money,
Then they bought a jar of honey,
The fat one ate it all,
And he made the small one crawl.

Yogi bear is dead,
Booboo shot him in the head
Yogi bear is dead,
Booboo pumped him full of lead.

Range Rick stood on a hill,
He saw Booboo make the kill.

Ranger Rick is dead,
Booboo shot him in the head,
Ranger Rick is dead,
Booboo pumped him full of lead

You missed the end:

Snagglepuss was on the scene
He pulled out, an M-16
Now the small ones on the run
'Cuz the Snaggle's got a gun

Booboo bear is dead
Snaggle shot him in the head
BooBoo bear is dead
Snaggle pumped him full of lead


I thought that had just been made up at Boys State, but apparently it is more widespread than I realized.

Originally Posted by MilidarUSMC

little yellow birdie w/ a little yellow bill..
landed on my window sill

lured him in w/ a piece of bread
then i smashed his little F##g head


C-130 rollin down the strip, b*h blew a tire and the F'ng thing flipped

Actually it's sorta like this (but of course all places do it different)

A yellow bird

With a yellow bill

Was sittin' on

My window sill

I lured him in

With a peace of bread

(All together) And then I smashed his (Clap once on the left foot) little head!

Another one in the same form:

A puppy dog

A little dog

Was sittin' on

My table saw

I lured him by

With a piece of meat

(same as above) And then I cut off ... his little feet!

If I left anything out (Or if you know more to this) please tell me.

Wal Mart Wal Mart that's our store!
We shop there cause we are poor!

It's short, but it's funny.

a little mouse
with little feet
was sitting on
my toilet seat
i pushed him in
and flushed him down
and watched that mouse go round and round

little kitten,
baby cat.
sitting on,
my welcome mat.
I picked it up,
and made it pur,
then i ripped,
out all it's fur.

Here is another part to the yellow bird

I lured him in with a piece of bread
and then i smashed his yellow head
the moral of the story is
if you want some head
get some bread!

that whole "a yellow bird" and "a little dog" is for the Airforce, used to slow the cadence down so they dont tire themselves out, my version is only for the hard core