Topic: Another patient cured

bulldogg · April 8th, 2006

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim Suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool And stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to The bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she Considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good News and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?

JulesLee · April 8th, 2006

Lololololol Hung To Dry!!!! Lol!!!!!!

fronzz · April 8th, 2006

Haha!!!lol

tomtom22 · April 8th, 2006

Still funny even though I posted it before:
DONNA THE HERO !!!!!!!!!!!

Marinerhodes · April 8th, 2006

Knew I had heard it somewhere before !

armlesscadet · April 9th, 2006

ha funny

Team Infidel · January 7th, 2007

that's a good one

April 8th, 2006	Post 1
bulldogg Milforum's Bouncer Gear	Post; Another patient cured Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim Suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool And stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to The bottom and pulled Jim out. When the director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she Considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good News and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home? __________________ "The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." - John Steinbeck

April 8th, 2006	Post 2
JulesLee Primus Pilus Gear	Lololololol Hung To Dry!!!! Lol!!!!!! __________________ May 15, 2009 Commissioning in Dress Blues!!

April 8th, 2006	Post 3
fronzz Tribuni Angusticlavii Gear	Haha!!!lol __________________ "Oh Bother" Said Pooh as the tripwire clicked. Join my Forum! www.milsurp.tk

April 8th, 2006	Post 4
tomtom22 Chief Engineer Gear	Still funny even though I posted it before: DONNA THE HERO !!!!!!!!!!! __________________ "It doesn't take a hero to order men into battle. It takes a hero to be one of those men who goes into battle." - Norman Schwarskopf, Commander of Desert Storm Operations

April 9th, 2006	Post 6
armlesscadet duke of milforum slayer	ha funny __________________ C/1stSgt AFJROTC Death smiles at us all. The US Marine smiles back

January 7th, 2007	Post 7
Team Infidel Milforums Spamkiller Gear	that's a good one __________________

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