WHEN I WAS a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base, N.C., the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood. After trying several times to locate a vein in my left arm, the technician applied a Band-Aid, then inserted a needle into my right arm and he put a bandage on that arm as well.

As I left the collection facility, I passed a colonel. Noting my two Band-Aids, he looked at me and said, "I knew you young guys would find a way to cheat."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by James H. Dilda

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest .

Nice. LOL