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August 19th, 2006   Post 1
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Post; Another (ho-hum) Blonde Joke


Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double pane energy efficient kind. But today I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been
completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.


Hellloooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last
year...namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung
up....

He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument.
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August 19th, 2006   Post 2
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LOL.. that's funny
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August 20th, 2006   Post 3
ARMY101
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Ahhh... Blondes...
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August 20th, 2006   Post 4
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They say that Blondes have more fun.
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August 20th, 2006   Post 5
Padre
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heh heh, it pays to be dumb sometimes.
 
August 22nd, 2006   Post 6
AFSteliga
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Gotta go with what works.
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