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June 12th, 2008
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| Chief Engineer  |  Post; Another golf jokeBUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!! Then POOF! . . . she was gone! After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred, where are you?' Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.' Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!' 
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June 12th, 2008
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| Forum Brat | Groan!!!! LOL
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June 12th, 2008
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| Milforums Spamkiller | oh jeez.........
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June 13th, 2008
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| 100% Space Shuttle Door Gunner | We must save the Pussywillows!
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June 13th, 2008
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| No Chance Outside | ahahaha that's pretty good.
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June 18th, 2008
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| Nuclear Duck Hunter | A knowledge of botany always comes in handy.
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